Former Pitt coach Todd Graham, you might recall, coached the Panthers for one year, after which he abruptly left to coach the Arizona State Sun Devils. He notified his players that he would be leaving via a text message.
↵But hey -- you know the saying, "Do as I say, not as I do?" The interwebs have captured an image of the "Declaration of Commitment" that he's having his Arizona State players sign. There are some gems in there, and the title certainly is one of them.
↵-P- "I will have unique character and be a giver"
↵-P- "I will make integrity the center of all my relationships"
↵-P- "I will give back to my university and community"
↵-P- "I will commit to building spectacular team chemistry"
↵You can pretty much add, "... until I get a gig I like better, at which point y'all can jump in a lake," to all these, sort of like adding "in bed" to the end of messages from fortune cookies.
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