A crack reporter from the Charleston Gazette, after what I assume must have been months of research, has discovered that ... wait for it ... WVU football coach Dana Holgorsen doesn't yet have a West Virginia driver's license! Horrible, I know.
↵↵↵Under state law, new residents who want to drive in West Virginia must apply for a driver's license within 30 days of establishing residency ...
↵"It's under my impression you have to have a permanent address [to get a West Virginia license]," Holgorsen told the Gazette ...
↵"It's not uncommon in the coaching profession," Holgorsen said. "In my profession, you're very busy."
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Kudos to Holgorsen, who shoots back with a "None of your business" when the reporter asks him where he lived when he coached in the state of Oklahoma. In the meantime, I look forward to groundbreaking reports in the Charleston Gazette about whether Holgorsen has ever jaywalked, or driven 37 in a 35.
↵Via the Smoking Musket.